The Royal Empire of The GAmeTopians is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord GAmeDOS with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 19.814 billion GAmeTopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GAmeCity. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The GAmeTopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion GAmeBits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,735 GAmeBits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The GAmeTopians's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The GAmeTopians is ranked 275,155^th in the world and 10,177^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.